the extreme drinking game of the hopelosthead blog!
Take a shot when:
-the word Emma cannot say anymore is used.(two shots if ther´s a “there shall be” before it)
-made up words are used. (“awesometastic”, “confussled” etcetera)
-Emma starts a post in third person and later switches to first.(two shots if she remarks agressively about it.)
-emma talks about someone in second person without telling the reader who. (two if it is neither Hannah nor Viktor.)
-There´s a quotes section. (two if at least one quote in the post is not funny at all)
-Emma starts a post with informing the reader that she has nothing to say.
-emma interrupts herself to talk about the music she listens to.
-emma apologizes for writing too much information but then promptly continues anyway.
-emma makes a blind joke or points out that someone should.
-Emma talks about how hungry she is.
-Emma mentions coke.
-emma calls someone by something they´re not called at all (miss bennet, for instance).
-something hp related is mentioned (yes, that includes my imortal, vsd and the rest of that shit, and ihearts parodies. And starkid.)
-window people/the window feeling is brought up.
-there´s a post in a list format, with points that do not relate to each other.(two shots if the headline is talking down on flowing text)
-the headline is a song quote that has nothing to do with anything in the post.
-emma blogs when something is actually happening (in school or something).
-the headline is a quote from the events in the post.
-a coment is answered.
-the misspellings “ivkäll”, “itne”, ”prtade” or ”äslar” show up. (two shots if Emma notices and coments on these without actually editing)
-Emma talks about her dreams.
-Emma takes the time to notify the reader of which day of the week it is.
-emma selebrates something very, very strange.(two shots if she refuses to explain why coherently)
-Emma´s hair is mentioned. (two shots if it´s being called “satanic”)
-throwing up is mentioned in one way or another.
-there´s a largely pointless book review.
-emma wines about something.(just kidding. Then you would all be dead!)
Since you put so much effort in creating this drinking game, you are obliged to attend it yourself! Lets do this! :P
Ordentligt dragen skulle man bli. :)